Some days...
I had to go to the pharmacy this morning on my way to work. It was foolish, I know. But if everything had worked out, I wouldn't have been late.
The pharmacy (in Albertsons) opened 15 minutes late and then the pharmacy dude (does he have a special title or something?) was a big jerk and took forEVER.
So I rushed out and was on Rosedale Highway when this YAHOO totally cut me off. I mean I had to slam brakes and everything.
I honked and gave him the one-finger salute right in the middle of my windshield! I usually just do that so they can't see. Lots of crazies out there, you know. But this guy really ticked me off!
Then at the traffic light I'm looking at his car and realize, oh crap, it's a POLICE INTERCEPTER. He had the squggly little antenna on the back window and everything. It was an unmarked cruiser.
Oh boy, I thought. The one time I flip someone off so they can actually see it and it's a COP!!!!
He tailgated the guy in front of him all the way to the Costco turn off, then cut off two more people and ran a yellow to get to the store.
Musta had a special on donuts.
1 Comments:
lois-don't let the fact that the asshole in front of you is a cop-I NEVER let that interfere with my temper tantrum-just ask my lawyer! I think I recall him slowly sinking into the seat once while I spilled my foul, vitriolic anger through the passenger window of a SO swat van. (the look on their face was priceless!!)
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