Soda abuse

Dear "Mad,"

You're right. I bet it wasn't a Diet Pepsi!

Clearly it was a fully loaded sugar bomb lobbed at my friends. And the lads who chased him down were out of control, HIGH on too much glucose. Victims, we might even say, of a fast food nation.

Or perhaps it was just the evil spirit of Rosedale Highway that possessed them and made them just pure, D, UGLY!