Dumbest slogan award

I was at a stoplight and saw this van. It's pretty beat up and billowing black smoke when he takes off. Clearly not a jet setter, this fellow. But he's got hometown pride! The slogan on the bumper sticker, in case you can't read it is, "Bakersfield, Life as it Should be"
That slogan, our official city or chamber of commerce slogan, is just so wrong on so many levels, I can't even begin!